The next Audible Heisman is the Kournikova award. This goes to the artist who is completely mediocre in their field, yet gets over-hyped simply because of their hotness, thus translating to dollars for them and sustained spotlight. This award is an absolute no brainer this year. It's difficult to imagine anybody else embodying this award quite like her for a while. She may even be on the makings of a dynasty if she stays on the course she's on. For those that know me, there is no suspense on the winner of this award, so I'll just get right to it. The Kournikova Award goes to...
Katy Perry
I'm not going to support her in any way by posting a pic of her or one of her songs. Her music is uninspired and the epitome of all that is horrible in our current internet age. In a lot of ways its hard to even fault her. She's just using the resources that she has available to her. I just wish that we were a more discerning consumer base in which music like hers would get weeded out. Stay tuned for the Jimmy McMillan Award is next.
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